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GOING WALKIES AKA AIRING THE MRS.... -


TAGS: kink is all around you
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by culos

culos - August 30, 2010, 4:29 am
Why would you want to find the ones that are not?
AdmiralAckbar - August 24, 2010, 4:27 pm
from my experience they are everywhere. You have to look fro the ones that aren't


SOME DAYS -




A MESSAGE FROM YOUR IT GUY -


TAGS: he s not kidding around
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

mikeloeven - September 1, 2013, 4:10 am
This ..... is going in my office displayed so people have to read it before talking to me XD
FatherTyme - June 30, 2011, 8:27 pm
GOOD LAWD!!! I wish I could give this 10 RAWRING BLODD THIRSTY SALIVATING LIONS!!! I work as an IT sheep and we've been all but muzzled from saying the above. Thank you Air, thank you for for speaking on behalf of us all *begins to sob uncontrollably*
phydeaux - April 24, 2010, 1:46 am
5 Gb/s for Airman! Epic AMSOME! I can NOT begin to tell you how true this is! As the Senior Systems Administrator (unix/linux) at a good sized DoD (USN) Facility, this hits a perfect bullseye. Made an instant fav, and will be printed and on my wall!!!


HANG IN THERE -


TAGS: damn cat has been around for too long anyway
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 2:12 pm
You wife-beating, political, NSFW, seal-clubbing, pedophiles piss me off with you- Oh wait...wrong poster. My bad.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:37 pm
Too soon.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 9:16 pm
Genius.


AND GOD PROMISED -




SOCCER - You hit the BALL with your head




SHOTGUN PHALANX -


TAGS: plz turn around and run
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by corneredbadger

nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 12:16 am
This is Living Sparta! Go to hell you undead Persian b*tches!


GOD -


TAGS: god jokers surround himself marian
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by mariand

rodangol - March 4, 2012, 1:28 pm
Nice new take on it
carebear - March 3, 2012, 8:23 pm
(carebear BANNED)
mariand - March 3, 2012, 6:02 pm
thanks
GaryO - March 3, 2012, 5:41 pm
n-i-c-e
Reality Lord - March 3, 2012, 4:54 pm

lolz


SAME SONG - different day


TAGS: trapped groundhog day syndrome news
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2013, 12:49 pm
Great visual that really brings out the point. 5L + faved.
sniperslayer95 - July 14, 2011, 6:35 pm
well that may be the most true thing ive everseen


PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: psychology assignment we get that sinking feeling when youre around
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 2:07 pm
B E A UTIFUL! 5Titanic L's 4 U!


EASTER -


TAGS: easter groundhog day
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

djinnyf - April 25, 2011, 11:17 am
Laughing too much!! xx
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 24, 2011, 7:55 pm
Something like that......y'all
Sean - April 24, 2011, 7:53 pm
He probably now thinks that the E-Mailman is stalking him. Otherwise how would buddy know where to deliver them e-mails at all them different locations?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 24, 2011, 7:32 pm
My dad was shocked when he learned (last year) that he could check his e-mail from computers other than the one in his house..So it's unlikely that he could navigate Motifake past the front page. Thanks though Bunny man, I just felt I needed to come clean
Sean - April 24, 2011, 7:27 pm
Oh yeah? Well your Old Man never bothered to tell it in poster form, because, I guess we're just not good enough for him, eh? So Mr. Funnydrawers senior is outta luck and you get the win on this one.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 24, 2011, 10:50 am
I was informed yesterday that I did not come up with this joke, apparently my dad has been telling it for years.....It must have been some kind of subconscious thing. I apologize for taking credit for it.
Master - April 23, 2011, 1:16 pm
That comment-parser is particularly FAILing!
Master - April 23, 2011, 1:15 pm
Six more weeks of spring! That stops us going directly from winter to summer, as seems to happen where I live. http://www.holiday-wars.com/blog/2010/07/15/2010-hw-000/ reveals all about the bunny!
Sean - April 22, 2011, 11:38 pm
Imaginary deity to imaginary WHATZIT? Your obvious anti-rabbitism most offensive, ya fat cow! Just stick to making fun of other people's religions, or ... I just don't know what. Sheesh.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 22, 2011, 11:22 pm
Imaginary deity to imaginary Bunny....seems simple to me.
WTFO - April 22, 2011, 11:07 pm
I just want to know how we went from the crucifixion, to the resurrection to...chocolate bunnies, marshmallow peeps and painted eggs. There must be some steps in there they didn't tell us about.
Sean - April 22, 2011, 10:39 pm
Unless Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo is driving, and decides to take the highway. That's when this sissy gets out to walk, or hop as the case may be.
Sean - April 22, 2011, 10:37 pm
Let's see now: Moooooooooooooooooo's theological musings, vs. God, in the form of His only son, died for our sins so that He wouldn't have to, in all His omnipotence, send us to Hell for our sins. I think I'm with Moooooooooooooooooooooooooo on this.
Feasibly - April 22, 2011, 10:29 pm
Forgive me Lord...for I have chuckled at this poster...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 22, 2011, 10:19 pm
Thanks guys, It just came to me while I was driving to work (focusing on the highway is for sissies)
Greeny - April 22, 2011, 9:52 pm
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!
Sean - April 22, 2011, 9:35 pm
Love it. And unlike Airman's truly wicked entry, I'm not afraid of going straight to Hell by looking at it. *gulp*


GUARDED -




WE'RE SURROUNDED -


TAGS: marines surrounded chesty puller
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:03 pm
*their - Damn, two spelling mistakes in one day...
Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:02 pm
And yet, we still kick thier a$$es!
gas - July 19, 2011, 6:29 pm
xD


A NICE EVOLUTION OF A CLASSIC GAME -


TAGS: three people grey round chess
Rating: 4.15/5

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idontevenknowijustmadethisfornothing - September 2, 2011, 8:21 pm
There is no 'good' and no 'evil' just shades of [email protected]#ing grey - Officer Francis McReary On the other hand, there is no good without evil, and no evil without good, but there must be something in between. A 'grey' (gray?) section if you will
the1stCOMMI3 - August 22, 2011, 7:19 am
there's always a third option in life. don't care what people say, but it usualy takes some time to think about it
pzykosiz - August 22, 2011, 12:59 am
what about people who do the right thing in the most evil way possible?
MPsniper - August 21, 2011, 6:16 pm
uhmmm...yes it is. there is right...& there is wrong. there is no GRAY area.


FLYING - learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.


TAGS: flying throwing ground miss
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by SteveOh

Empires - May 17, 2013, 11:27 pm
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy... Nuff' said.
PumaAdder - February 25, 2011, 12:29 am
Douglas Adams FTW! 5L


QUAGSIRE - Having a care-free attitude since 2000.




S-O-B-E-R -




PLAYGROUND EQUIPMENT - For when you're too hardcore to hang out at the mall with those conformists.


TAGS: emo playground lol
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by ThatGuy

agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:51 am
Pshh... think they all that. Don't feel the vibe I'm puttin' out at the Orange Julius.


LIFE - Someone needs to get one.




THATONECHICK -


TAGS: toc taught chuck norris what a roundhouse kick to the face will do
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
LOL!
Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 2:04 pm
BP can't afford Chuck
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 12:54 pm
Well, and I've been wondering why BP hasn't sent Chuck down to scare the oil leak shut. :D
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:28 am
LOL! Only you would know!
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 8:53 am
He's so awesome that Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear...


SYMBOLISM -




INSULT TO INJURY -


TAGS: funny mosque ground zero controversy
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

fascistfrenchman - October 15, 2010, 3:58 am
Couldn't be truer. 5L's
Budog - October 15, 2010, 12:05 am
Right on !!!
jameswnash - September 13, 2010, 10:09 pm
I second !
CANADA - September 13, 2010, 9:57 pm
perfect!
pzykosiz - September 13, 2010, 7:55 pm
my view of a perfect world. I would give 50L's if i could
DLM4 - September 13, 2010, 7:00 pm
bwahahahahahahahahaha, 5L
boeweizer - September 13, 2010, 6:56 pm
good old greg gutfield (host of redeye, on [email protected] 3am)
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 5:50 pm
oops, 5 burkas
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 5:50 pm
superb
Airman - September 13, 2010, 5:34 pm
there actually is a strip club in the same block
mikieelmo - September 13, 2010, 5:34 pm
I regret that i have only but five lions to give to your fantastic artwork !
Reality Lord - September 13, 2010, 5:31 pm

love it!!!!
5150monkeylove - September 13, 2010, 5:13 pm
Absolute golden wisdom!
Hawamleh - September 13, 2010, 5:13 pm
well deserved 5ls mate :)
forseti - September 13, 2010, 5:06 pm
ROFL!


FINE -




UNFAIR FIGHT -


TAGS: ten times before he hit the ground
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Verdeckt - October 5, 2011, 6:47 pm
Yes... I'm aware that episode was about the Navy - yvan eht nioJ
Verdeckt - October 5, 2011, 5:55 pm
It's the best way to get peas.. Simpsons FTW
jrwaddy - October 5, 2011, 10:08 am
I don't think it gets a 5 because what would the ChairForce need a knife for.
Coombsy007 - October 2, 2011, 7:49 pm
How could this not get a 5?
GySgt1811 - October 2, 2011, 2:37 pm
So true. We used to say, "The newer the Boot, the bigger the blade." By the time I retired I was carrying a pen knife with a broken tip; broken off by me so I could tune the presets on the tank radio and open MRE's. Also mail, paper cuts can be SO painful
ICEMAN - October 2, 2011, 4:07 am
5 attack poodles.
ICEMAN - October 2, 2011, 4:06 am
Poor bastiche,


AGE IS JUST A NUMBER -




"you are grounded!" -


TAGS: parents children discipline punishment grounded
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 7:24 pm
Whoa! That is old school!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 7:23 pm
With all due respect to your comment, the poster said nothing about "beating" your child. "Discipline" is foolishly synonymous with "beating" and "abuse." A parent can discipline without laying a hand on their child - as you've proven.
rerun - May 17, 2013, 7:21 pm

I remember getting "licks" in school, going home & telling parents....then getting more at home. Dicipline is a good thing.
EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2013, 5:15 pm
Most career prisoners were beaten as kids. My kid, now 33, wasn't and has never had a run in with the police. Your argument is invalid.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 4:56 pm
Good to hear that. Glad to know there are some actual parents out there. I bet, though, you probably don't live in California, LOL.
freasy - May 17, 2013, 12:40 pm
GROUNDING yep we do that. Spanking also. Our kids say yes Sir and Yes Mam.


STARBUCKS -




ALCOHOL - Even better on the way out.


TAGS: alcohol even better the second time around
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

forseti - April 15, 2010, 6:38 pm
ok folks, i drunk a bottle of wodka with one of my best friends and now we smoke some weed. you probably understand that this is amsome to me now. 5L from me. excuse me, i have to puke
karlingall - April 15, 2010, 5:39 pm
that is vomit so 1l
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 4:15 pm
I have to say 1L due to it just being Gross. I rejected it the first time just for that reason. I approved this one and your gay test one before it to show you just how well they would do.
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 4:12 pm
Wow, a vomit fetish. So do you pay lil Japanese ladies to puke on you? What would that be a jaded shower?
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 4:06 pm
or a wrestling fetish, or a Mario Brother's fetish, maybe a Santa fetish?
deadraisin - April 15, 2010, 4:03 pm
That's because you don't have a vomit fetish like I do.
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 3:32 pm
1L, this doesn't amuse me in the least bit.


MINERS -


TAGS: trendy underground mainstream
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by forseti

ThatGuy - October 21, 2010, 1:48 pm
LOL
Derek - October 20, 2010, 6:37 pm
Subtle


Slug Bug -


TAGS: vw beetle drive around innocent punched
Rating: 4.72/5

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Oldsod - January 5, 2014, 12:49 pm
Brilliant!


ANCHORAGE -


TAGS: the ground may crack
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

forseti - May 26, 2011, 8:39 am
in geen geval!!
justme - May 26, 2011, 1:58 am
back in 1690 my ancestors came from over germany to the netherlands... german enough?
forseti - May 25, 2011, 4:14 pm
Only Germans are allowed to be grammar nazis! So: HALT! :P
justme - May 25, 2011, 1:35 pm
if you are going to be a grammar nazi. lets take a look at you comment. 5th frtom the left couldn;t has to be couldn't fothe has to be for the
CaptainBaked - May 25, 2011, 9:51 am
Ok mr verbally observant.. ill write that down and be sure to consult my dictionary next time
house - May 25, 2011, 2:40 am
5 from left managed to sewt the timer for 1st photo but couldn;t do it fothe 2nd one - she's behind the camera. Oh and just to be a grammar Nazi - its devAstation
justme - May 24, 2011, 12:22 pm
the fat chick has eaten her XD
forseti - May 24, 2011, 3:27 am
much more interesting: where the heck is 5 from left?!?
justme - May 23, 2011, 1:57 pm
whahaha lol, 5l's


ENTHUSIASM -




BACKGROUND CHECKS -


TAGS: background checks dog walkker
Rating: 4.46/5

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FredrickHarmon - March 11, 2011, 2:06 pm
It isn't necessary to abuse the animal but if there is absolutely NO other food available then a carnivore can be eaten to survive. Honestly though eating something that eats meat or is a scavenger is really bad for you.
tellitlikeitis - February 24, 2011, 12:54 pm
Sorry, I don't fall for that one. Their trying to ban this. It's not a necessity to beat a dog senseless or torch it alive to get the meat to be more tender for eating. Those who do this should be treated the same.
Greeny - February 24, 2011, 6:25 am
I don't know about the stamina thing; at the time it was more of a necessity thing
tellitlikeitis - February 24, 2011, 12:15 am
Not the same picture. However, it's true and disgusting. I was somewhat of an animal activist, and joined a popular activist group. In Korea, they still eat dog (which is said to give stamina to men)
Greeny - February 23, 2011, 10:37 pm
Yessir, and no foolin about the dog... sorry
rerun - February 23, 2011, 9:22 pm

that pig sure tasted good
Greeny - February 23, 2011, 8:31 pm
I had a pig for a pet once
5150monkeylove - February 18, 2011, 12:30 am
brightened roses are the best, in any color
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:37 pm
I've had to shoot more than one dog. if they weren't someones pet i might have tried eating it
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 11:13 am
@ culos - ok, i see - probably cheaper for you to use your local resources anyway - btw, how come your ex still sleeping in your bed? friends with benefits?
culos - February 17, 2011, 10:14 am
Thanks, but that won't be necessary. I got that covered already, see 112905
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 9:59 am
@ culos - if it ever gets really too much let me know and i'll give you the "dog-walker" lady's number - she does other jobs, too.
culos - February 17, 2011, 9:46 am
It's the ultimate torment, yes. It has to wake up next to me every morning, would a clean kill not be more humane?
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 9:22 am
@ culos - LOL... but i bet you keep it alive so you can eat it again and again, right?
culos - February 17, 2011, 8:15 am
I don't know, I sometimes eat something that actually sleeps in my bed, so what's your problem?
autumnspirit - February 17, 2011, 6:46 am
Meat is meat, but I wouldn't eat something that sleeps at the foot of my bed. ;) And yes, white roses are the best...
agdaniele - February 17, 2011, 5:06 am
Only if you eat them... fast?
5150monkeylove - February 17, 2011, 3:21 am
Are these personal pics?
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 3:01 am
@ agdaniele - is eating animals racist? or were you referring to the roses? btw i am asian living in asia...
5150monkeylove - February 17, 2011, 2:55 am
sometimes the white ones thorns are big and sharp as well
agdaniele - February 17, 2011, 2:53 am
That's racist.
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 2:52 am
@ 5150monkeylove - yes i do like roses - white ones are my fav - but i don't eat them
5150monkeylove - February 17, 2011, 2:49 am
Hey Steph? do you like ROSES?
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 2:45 am
wow - looks like i sparked off a little discussion here - it all comes down to cultural mindset - just imagine how filthy a pig is and it literally eats garbage - yet westerners love it....dogs and cats are a lot cleaner and healthier.
Cloudchaser - February 17, 2011, 1:52 am
I consider myself to be every bit a dog and cat lover, but I don't see how eating cat and dog meat is any more morally wrong than beef, pork or poultry
TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2011, 9:12 pm
We have the luxury of keeping dogs as pets in our society; in other cultures not so much. Meat is meat; so while I would never eat a dog, I can hardly admonish anyone else for doing it. It's not disturbing to an open mind.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 16, 2011, 9:04 pm
It's not disturbing, it's nature. Think about how the entire Hindu religion feels about your prime rib dinner.......And being a Texan, you're probably worse than most. Just because something is cute doesn't mean you can't eat it.
rerun - February 16, 2011, 8:18 pm

@Greeny....I really hope you made that up. That is disturbing on many levels, especially to dog lovers (as pets, not food)
Greeny - February 16, 2011, 7:38 pm
Tried some BBQ dog in Korea once - not too bad!


PERFECT GIRLS -


TAGS: culo flat floppy short round
Rating: 3.62/5

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agdaniele - February 20, 2011, 9:26 pm
Bad girls always make sure their shoes match their earrings.
culos - February 20, 2011, 5:39 pm
If they're over legal age I do prefer them over guys
Derek - February 20, 2011, 4:48 pm
Culos, I begin to think you'd prefer to play with dolls.


CARPE DIEM -


TAGS: every day is a bear day around my place
Rating: 3.53/5

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LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:13 am
*elephant* gun even...sheesh! AND it's Friday FFS!
LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:13 am
Right after I pull the trigger on my elephany gun! 5 slightly chewed-on Lions Haar!!!
Ed-Hyde - November 6, 2009, 6:58 am
turns out the dog belongs to nancy pelosi ... good dog!
CANADA - November 5, 2009, 10:54 pm
now the dog tucks tail and runs back to hide behind its master with the bear following


Random Thoughts -




GORGEOUS -




SHOW BUSINESS -


TAGS: funny ground squirrel
Rating: 2.38/5

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Krissie - October 17, 2009, 9:28 pm
dang scene stealer! ;-)


Science -


TAGS: science teacher playground monitors
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - August 1, 2014, 7:36 am
Classic!
GaryO - July 30, 2014, 8:55 am
Perfect
Greybeard - July 29, 2014, 10:43 pm
Hahaha. ROFL :)


Wiarton Willie -


TAGS: groundhog shadow weather prediction murder
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 12:13 pm

-22 here in beautiful downtown Cheyenne this morning. 10" of snow on the ground and more expected. And I'm cooking red and green chili for 500 for Friday night (charity event).
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 5, 2014, 11:39 am
-20?!?!? In the words of Lewis Black, “That is not weather - that's an emergency condition!" With all due respect that is the only reason I don't want to move to Canada. The wife would mind, but I've got Mediterranean blood coursing through my veins.
MissPriss - February 4, 2014, 2:06 am
Hate...that's such a strong word. I don't hate ya, but I'd be watching your sunburnt back if I were you...teehee.
vulture - February 3, 2014, 4:53 pm
Well, that's the opposite of what we have here: 24C degrees.Just over 75F for those who prefer 'old money'.... Sun shining. Gentle breeze. (Ya hate me now, don'tcha?)
MissPriss - February 2, 2014, 7:51 pm
You lucky dog...-20c or something here!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2014, 7:47 pm
Winter? What's this winter you speak of? Lol. It's FINALLY raining in California. Hopefully, it'll do some good.


LOFTY PERCH -


TAGS: eye on the sky ear to the ground crankyhead
Rating: 4.91/5

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spacedog - October 26, 2010, 7:51 pm
Perfect.
Neener - October 25, 2010, 9:45 pm
amsome!
5150monkeylove - October 25, 2010, 9:42 pm
loved it!


LIFE IS A BEACH -


TAGS: beach sandbox playground piss off crabs
Rating: 4.8/5

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Sho - July 14, 2012, 7:54 pm
Already nailed one with this picture :). 5L
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 6:18 pm
Don’t forget those cats, my fellow hound, those inglorious cats…………


UNDEFEATED -


TAGS: f35 ground battle
Rating: 4.65/5

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Sean - July 27, 2011, 4:46 pm
Naw. If they're smart they'll both just keep going. Who stops in Scranton if they don't have to?
rerun - July 26, 2011, 7:14 pm

I think they will meet on the Texas side of Texarkana around 11:43am, depending on the heat index and if the TSA has screened the duck for explosives.
Airman - July 26, 2011, 6:36 pm
oh yeah! so if a train leaves Chicago going east at 45mph, and a duck leaves NY going west at 2mph, will they meet in Scranton at 4? Earths rotation notwithstanding
Tarapin - July 26, 2011, 1:49 pm
Damn. Iceman beat me to it! Not to mention Sol's movement in the Milky Way...or our galaxy's movement...both speeds I'm too lazy to look up!
ICEMAN - July 26, 2011, 1:32 am
Yeahbut... The Earth/ground is rotating at aboot 1,042 mph on it's axis & is revolving around the Sun in the neighborhood of 69,360 mph. Who wins now? ;)
Ascetic - July 26, 2011, 12:23 am
Will mention this at some point to other airmen. Too funny. 5 lions.


BIGGER - is not always better. Although it is usually a great deal more impressive.




ROUND HAM - A .K.A . Canadian bacon


TAGS: canadian bacon round ham canada
Rating: 4.14/5

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CloudchaserS - January 22, 2012, 3:59 am
True, that. Many of us Americans also consider Budweiser to be beer flavored water.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 20, 2012, 10:06 am
No doubt, I can't believe they drink our old dishwater....but it's pretty easy to put one over on people who drink Budweiser by choice...
CloudchaserS - January 20, 2012, 4:44 am
True, you Canadians have done a good job of convincing many of your southern neighbors that Molson is beer
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2012, 8:19 am
Canadians don't have "marketing ploys" We are too honest and genuine to try to deceive others, and we are not "silly" we're eccentric....that being said, We are also excellent Bullshitters!
CloudchaserS - January 18, 2012, 11:44 pm
I've always thought that calling it "Canadian Bacon" is a marketing ploy. Canadian Bacon is also a good, funny movie
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 10:44 pm
Those silly Canadians, eh? First "original" bacon joke I've seen. n1


HIGH VOLTAGE - Hopefully, it kills you before the giant, angry, mutated spider gets you.


TAGS: spider electricity if those green boxes are dangerous why are they above ground
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:38 pm
LOL! Are we sure that's not the 10,000 volt ghost from Scooby Doo?


INSTRUCTIONS -




BOZONE -




Chuck Norris Meme -


TAGS: chuck norris meme roundhouse sarcasm
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 4, 2013, 11:20 am
No worries. I was trying to pull a "[email protected]" theme song but with Chuck Norris' name. Doesn't have the same ring to it though.
maoworks2 - July 4, 2013, 7:10 am
Sorry Just Pulling Your Chain .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 11:41 pm
Norris.... You d** n right.
maoworks2 - July 3, 2013, 12:43 pm
Chuck Who ?


RELATIONSHIPS -


TAGS: when they go bad relationships burn everything around you
Rating: 4.82/5

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5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 8:22 pm
yep, the old "thigh high" gimmick.... Gets them every time. (huh Aggie?)
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:18 pm
And trying to escape in an open field with thigh highs on... nothing could be more fun to chase.
rerun - November 8, 2010, 7:18 pm

Amsome
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 6:05 pm
Gracias. I am feeling a little more dark today than normal.
flint - November 8, 2010, 5:57 pm
very nice indeed! 5l from me...
spacedog - November 8, 2010, 5:44 pm
Very nice 5150.


PLANKING - Cricketers? Trendsetters? Who would of thought


TAGS: cricket plank funny ground
Rating: 4.23/5

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Airman - July 22, 2011, 6:40 pm
I just heard a talk show.. the term PLANKING originated on the slave ships.. it was a way to keep a slave subdued and submissive. The older Black community is not pleased with this new fad one little bit
caveman - May 26, 2011, 9:14 pm
I think it was a match between england and australia down at the gabba. I think it was a bug problem as well
Muppet - May 23, 2011, 10:18 pm
Long time voyuer, first time commenter (shortly to be first time poster). Nice cap, I don't recognise the game either (bird problems??). "PLANKING THE GENTLEMAN'S GAME" would also work. Guess I'm going to have to learn some rudimentary photoshop skills
CaptainBaked - May 21, 2011, 4:34 am
HAHA! I wonder what game this was?
Verdeckt - May 21, 2011, 4:28 am
Maybe it's the long days at the banana bending factory but I LOL'd


ONE DAY AT THE BUTCHER SHOP -


TAGS: veggie told me you had some nice hind quarter already ground
Rating: 4/5

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BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 7:02 pm
Mucho thanks rerun
rerun - January 3, 2010, 7:04 pm

5 kosher pork filled lions


BASIC PHYSICS - You can't fit a square pig into round holes like tops and pants.




GROUNDHOG DAY - I CAN SEE MY SHADOW!! I CAN SEE MY SHADOW!! I CAN SEE MY SHADOW!!




Playgrounds -


TAGS: playgrounds
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:18 pm
Dirty a5 well!
ughomer - September 13, 2013, 7:40 am
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!


DEFUNCT PROMISES - When creating the earth God promised there would be good women for wives in the 4 corners of the world Then he make the earth round




GOODBYE -




TAKE IT BACK -




OFFICE HARMONY - Some achieve it through through politeness, patience and a cooperative spirit. Some don't.


TAGS: bullets ammo rounds guns second ammendment
Rating: 4.43/5

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Jmac0585 - June 15, 2010, 9:05 am
A well-armed society is a polite and considerate society.
crankyhead - June 14, 2010, 9:08 pm
Firearms in the workplace... that must be part of that "realistic civilization" thingy you and I were discussing earlier. 5 Lions singing in harmony for you sir =)
Faceplant31 - June 14, 2010, 8:53 pm
Nice one Jmac!


ALWAYS - Remember You are unique Just like everyone else




GET A BETTER PERSPECTIVE! -




DR. EVIL -




COWBOYS -


TAGS: cowboys rugged tough rodeo bull wrestling cattledrive roundups horse
Rating: 4/5

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ICEMAN - March 6, 2011, 8:41 pm
Seite un omosessuale, cagne
agdaniele - March 6, 2011, 11:46 am
Melikes.


BASIC PHYSICS - WITH ALL THAT HOTNESS AND ICE I AM WONDERING WHY SHE ISN´T SURROUNDED BY STEAM




TEENAGE VAMPIRES - the key word here is 'teenage'




Silent weapons -




KARMA -




HEY! - The sign said "Drive THRU", Not "Drive AROUND"!!




WHEN YOU SEE IT... - You will die laughing, or get a boner, if it's the second one...your sick


TAGS: animals are screwing in the background on grass
Rating: 3.21/5

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ICEMAN - February 18, 2010, 1:49 am
Too blurry
Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 12:46 am
Nice. I found it. Thankfully, I did not get the second one. And since I can type this, I did not get the first one either. Still, nice find.
Fooly4 - February 18, 2010, 12:24 am
Ha. I liked this picture. Made me laugh


SO MANY IDIOTS - so few bullets


TAGS: surrounded by idiots
Rating: 3.09/5

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agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 6:28 pm
I have a similar theory about saturday night seedling cluster motifake submissions
Derek - December 28, 2009, 6:19 pm
You never run out of ammo with a shovel


SIGNING YOUR OWN DEATH WARRANT - Who do ye think you're pixelatin', ye scrotum?!


TAGS: making movies making songs fighting around the world russel crowe gladiator guy
Rating: 2.6/5

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lulrofl - October 30, 2008, 10:42 pm
xD Epic


CHUCK NORRIS - Will roundhousekick anyone thinking about combo-breaking this...




CARTOONS -




WHAT GOES AROUND - MAY CALENDAR -


TAGS: what goes around
Rating: 4.67/5

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maoworks2 - May 20, 2012, 2:10 pm
The Walls Have Ears !


BUCKLE UP - Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car.


TAGS: don t make me turn around
Rating: 4.64/5

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tellitlikeitis - February 4, 2012, 8:52 pm
A nice play on words here...
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 3:41 pm
That's A Must !!


SIX MORE WEEKS MY ASS -


TAGS: groundhog day february motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.53/5

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GreyScorpion - February 1, 2010, 8:00 pm
LOL!! HA! 5 Puxsutawney Phil R.I.P's!!


WATER -


TAGS: wet ground cubby
Rating: 4.53/5

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Faceplant31 - September 21, 2010, 10:58 am
Simple and powerful. Awesome job cubby!
forseti - September 21, 2010, 10:55 am
it's still life to thalassians!
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 10:51 am
Awesome 5ls


YOU SPIN MY HEAD - right round right round, when you go down, when you go down down.




MATTEL -




HOW TO GET RID OF -




ASCENT -




LOOK! HE LIKES IT! - OK Honey, Now We're Gonna Toss The Other Kitty In There




DESPERATE GROUND -




SHADOW....WHO CARES? - Put me down! And quit grabbing my fat and while you're at it, get rid of that stupid hat! This was NOT in my contract




GROUND HOGS -




CONFUCIOUS SAY - Woman who sit on stool too long get ring around rosie!


TAGS: march challenge proverbs around her proverbial rose
Rating: 3.6/5

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Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 9:48 am
Amsome LD


OMNIPOTENCE -




ALWAYS ONE MORE -


TAGS: every time you turn around lately
Rating: 3.58/5

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agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 8:58 pm
This is beautiful.


POTHOLE -


TAGS: i just drive around you and lol
Rating: 3.55/5

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Haarakkon - July 10, 2009, 8:47 pm
Fava beans, that is. Excellent, Ron.
agdaniele - July 10, 2009, 8:33 pm
That's one hell of a pothole, though... with beans, some corn and..... a hint of paprika, it seems.
RONSART - July 10, 2009, 6:39 pm
Thx Mr. BoneCD.
BoneCD - July 10, 2009, 6:17 pm
5 Poodles here


PAT'S PLACE -


TAGS: anyone seen thetrashheap around
Rating: 3.52/5

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aesop's folly - November 18, 2009, 9:09 am
SMACK SMACK! OI!
CANADA - October 30, 2009, 3:56 pm
so are the half price, or do they only solve half the problem?


AGDANIELE USUALLY LIKED THE MALL - but today, he would try a new venue to weave his magic spell


TAGS: she ll come around
Rating: 3.47/5

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Airman - December 9, 2009, 10:44 am
I was going with the popped collar combined with the backpack.. but you may have a point
sickartist - December 8, 2009, 7:46 pm
It's the hat. It gives off that urban hipster vibe that girls find irresistable
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 7:11 pm
LMAO!!! Wait... am I the one in the skirt?


HURRY EVERYONE! - IT's BOGO on JUNGLE GYM"S AT TOYS-R-US!




ENTHUSIASM -


TAGS: lounging around and hanging out
Rating: 3.2/5

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LogicDude - August 14, 2009, 8:29 am
Figgage. *snickers*
Sean - August 14, 2009, 12:18 am
I know I commented on this way back when but that comment is not here. I mean, your never forget the first time you type the word "figgage". Try it. You'll see what I mean.


COME ON RED -


TAGS: que the banjo in the background
Rating: 3.14/5

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dslohand - October 1, 2011, 9:55 pm
I HAD TO LAUGH THANKS


THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA -




MAKING THE MOST - Because you ain't gonna get it for real Tubby




COLLOQUIALISM -


TAGS: groundhog woodchuck day pail bucket pop soda cola coke fizzy soft drink fris cold drink
Rating: 2.5/5

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BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 7:48 pm
still funny *squint, squint*
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2010, 7:30 pm
no, my screw up. forgot to size it out to fit the longer word.
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 7:17 pm
are my eyes bad?


BY A BUNCH OF 'TARDS -


TAGS: playground claim bunch tards home boys
Rating: 2.43/5

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Logic Man - July 23, 2009, 6:40 pm
Do not insult the real tards by comparing them to these douche bags....caption should say, "By a group of penile vacuums"


A PICTURE - speaks a 1000 lbs




ARE YOU SURE - You'll still respect me in the morning ?


TAGS: respect it has to be earned around here
Rating: 2.38/5

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Anonymous2 - February 22, 2010, 6:36 pm
Yes, I'll still respect you in the morning. I'll respect you all night long. Respect is a euphemism, right?
Mongoose - February 22, 2010, 6:44 am
Most definitely
Mongoose - February 22, 2010, 6:44 am
Most definitely


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